Batman Helping the Police

Batman: "She's put the elevator out of commission, Commissioner."

O'Hara: "I'm sorry, Batman. We would have gotten here sooner, but when Commissioner Gordon told me to go to the Museum, I assumed he meant the wax museum."
Batman: "That's alright, Chief O'Hara. Anyone could have made the same mistake."

Gordon: "Batman, will you be talking to Bruce Wayne?"
Batman: "I occasionally run into him, Commissioner. Why?"

Batman: "I'm sure that you and your fine force of men in blue can handle anything in the realm of the ordinary, Chief."

Batman: "Chief O'Hara, had you ever seen the tissue-haired wench before?"

Batman: "Time for us to go fishing, if you ask me."
O'Hara: "Fishing?"
Gordon: "But where, Batman?
Batman: "Where the fishing is always best, Commissioner. By a shady bank!"

Bruce: "We'll ride with the wind, Commissioner!"

Batman: "There's treasure at both ends of the rainbow, Commissioner."

Batman: "May I see the beanie in question, Chief O'Hara?"

Gordon: "Barbara had to go back to the library, but she told me to keep an eye on the girl behind the counter."
Batman: "You mean the one talking to her hot dog?"

Gordon: "I'm sure they won't find caviar on the menu at Gotham State Prison."
Batman: "Probably not, but they will get a well-balanced diet thanks to Warden Crichton's emphasis on proper nutrition."

Gordon: "I must try and get in touch with Bruce Wayne at once."
Batman: "Oh, you mean millionaire Bruce Wayne? Uh, I believe he's out of town for the day."

Warden Crichton: "During the last week before release, I permit the prisoners to wear their own clothing. It helps acclamate them to the outside world."
Batman: "Sound penology, Warden. Very sound."

Bruce: "I know nothing whatsoever about this sort of thing, Commissioner. But as a layman, it makes sense to me."
Gordon: "All right then, that's the way it will be."

Gordon: "It baffles me, Batman, if False Face contemplates a counterfeiting coup, why break into a bank?"
Batman: "For a double dose of diabolical deception!"

Chief O'Hara (about Mad Hatter): "Where will he be stopped?"
Batman: "In a court of law, Chief O'Hara, where he was stopped before."

Chief O'Hara: "Will you be wanting extra police protection?"
Batman: "No thank you, Chief O'Hara. I certainly don't mean to cast any aspersions on the police department. This time I think Robin and I better go at it alone. Any large contingent of police officers might create unnecessary confusion."

Batman (to Chief O'Hara): "Don't interupt! I'm trying to fathom the subconscious of a deadly criminal!"

Batman (to Gordon): "Let that be a lesson. In future, be more careful from who you accept free lemonade."

Bruce Wayne: "My dear Commissioner, I do believe you've taken leave of your wits."

O'Hara: "Look up there! Are they birds, are they planes?"
Batman: No. They're cat burglars!"

Batman (without the Batmobile): "I must get to the Batcave as fast as possible."
Gordon: "Let me send a police car for you."
Batman: "A needless waste of taxpayers' money, Commissioner. Gotham City's transit line is the world's most rapid."

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