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"Nora Clavicle And The Ladies' Crime Club"

With Mrs. Linseed's help, Nora Clavicle forces her way into office as the new commissioner of police. She fires all the policemen, hires policewomen, and tells Batman to take a vacation. Then she takes out a ten million dollar policy on Gotham City, and sends mechanical explosive-filled mice throughout the city, set to explode simultaneously. Using flutes and knowledge of the mice's guidance system, Batman, Robin, and Batgirl lead all the mice to the docks and into the water.


The new policewoman in charge of dispatch ignores any criminal goings-on, choosing instead to broadcast news of clearance sales and good prices on shoes.

The Trap

Chafing, chafing, and more chafing.