What follows is a detailing of the various exciting elements of Batman and Robin's greatest adventure.
Gordon: "Batman and Robin are fully deputized agents of the law."
Robin: "Support your police! That's our message."
Gordon: "A thought strikes me. So dreadful I scarcely dare give it utterance."
Batman: "Salt and corrosion. The infamous old enemies of the crimefighter. No prints here."
Robin: "Gosh, Batman. The nobility of the almost-human porpoise."
Batman: "True, Robin. It was noble of that animal to hurl himself into the path of that final torpedo. He gave his life for ours."
Admiral Fangschliester: "Avast and belay, Batman, your tone sounds rather grim. We haven't
done anything foolish, have we?"
Batman: "Disposing of pre-atomic submarines to persons who don't even leave their full addresses? Good day, Admiral."
Gordon: "Penguin, Joker, Riddler, and Catwoman too! The sum of the angles of that rectangle is too monstrous to contemplate."
Comrade Kitka: "Is there not a bourgeouis criminal cad in this country called the Riddler,
who preys upon the workers of America?"
Bruce: "Your jargon is quaint, Miss Kitka."
Robin, analyzing clues: "Banana. Russian. I've got it! Someone Russian is gonna slip on a
banana peel and break their neck!"
Batman: "Precisely, Robin. The only possible meaning."
Batman: "Tonight Bruce Wayne will go out on the town with Miss Kitka."
Alfred: "A not displeasing chore, Sir."
Batman: "Indeed, Alfred. I've rarely met a girl who's such a potent argument in favor of international relations."
Robin: "And if the Riddler tries to make good on his filthy threat?"
Batman: "I'll bash him brutally."
Bruce: "Of what use is a dream if not a blueprint for courageous action?"
Alfred: "Bless my dustpan!"
Bruce to Miss Kitka: "This nasty soup we're in is largely my own brew."
Robin: "It's amazing someone hasn't already reported this place to the police."
Batman: "It's a low neighborhood, full of rumpots. They're used to curious sights, which they attribute to alcoholic delusions."
Robin: "Gosh, drink is sure a filthy thing, isn't it? I'd rather be dead than unable to trust my own eyes."
Robin: "You risked your life to save that riffraff in the bar?"
Batman: "They may be drinkers, Robin, but they're also human beings, and may be salvaged."
Batman: "Your fingerprints will settle this hash, Penguin."
Robin: "Are you sure you didn't hurt your head in that fight, Batman?"
Robin: "Let's commandeer a taxi."
Batman: "No, Robin. Not at this time of day."
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United Underworld was comprised of Joker, Penguin, Catwoman, and Riddler.
Their slogan: "Today Gotham City - Tomorrow the world."
Hideouts: above Ye Olde Benbow Taverne, and inside the Penguin's submarine
Batman and Robin check for fingerprints on an illegal buoy, unaware that the villains are watching them from the Penguin Sub. The Remote Control Penguin Magnet is activated, locking the Dynamic Duo in place on the buoy. Three torpedoes are launched at them from the Penguin Sub. Batman is able to cause the first two to explode prematurely using his Utility Belt Transmitter, but its batteries then die out. Luckily, a nearby porpoise selflessly throws itself into the torpedo's path, giving the Caped Crusaders the chance to fight on.
Batman and Robin arrive at the secret headquarters of Underworld United, but find only a large bomb ready to explode. Batman sends Robin away, then gets the bomb and carries it outside. He desperately tries to ditch the bomb, but finds babies, nuns, or ducklings everywhere he goes. After running all over the docks, he finally finds a clear spot of water, and throws the bomb in the nick of time.
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