Joker: "Bruce Wayne will do as a substitute. I'm beginning to dislike him as much as Batman!"
Joker: "My generosity does not extend to overweight matrons, Madam."
Joker: "Then, after I've gotten rid of Batman and Robin for good, I will rule the waves. Me, the Joker, king of the surf and all the surfers. Then, Gotham City! Later, the world!"
Joker: "I've thrilled many a woman, Batgirl. But I never sent one completely in orbit before!"
Catwoman: "Felix, you can brush my pussy willows before you leave."
Catwoman: "I'm a Batagonian cat's eye opal fancier and I think your prices are outrageous."
Catwoman: "Karate isn't effective unless accompanied by yelling. Let him howl until he sprains a vocal chord. Then get him."
Catwoman: "Tsk, tsk and another tsk, Batman."
Catwoman: "From now on, pussy willows galore!"
Gossip columnist Jack O'Shea: "Why don't we get together and share a saucer of milk sometime."
Catwoman: "Don't be ridiculous. It would ravage my reputation if I was seen with you."
Batman: "You witch!"
Catwoman: "Batman, with all your many attributes you haven't learned the first thing about good manners. A gentleman would kiss a lady's hand."
Batman: "You are not a lady, you are a..."
Catwoman: "Curb your tongue, Batman. I cannot tolerate a man with no breeding."
Catwoman: "Ohhh, you're strong and forceful, Batman."
Batman: "And determined. If I can find Robin, we can go to J. Pauline Spaghetti island..."
Catwoman: "And your mouth is so handsome when you're angry and your eyes so flashing under that mask."
Catwoman to Batgirl: "Crimefightresses should be seen and not heard."
Bookworm (about the Dynamic Duo): "Our bats have flown the belfry and are still squeaking."
Bookworm: "My brain-drenched mind has done it again!"
Bookworm (about Bruce Wayne): "This fellow is almost as obnoxious as Batman."
Mad Hatter: "Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance."
Henchman: "Many others have tried killing Batman."
Mad Hatter: "Many others do not have the lethal equipment of my hat factory."
Riddler: "As you can see, Batman, by the deadly weapons we hold, you'd be fools to move."
King Tut: "Nefertiti, you abandoned wench. How many times do I have to tell you queens consume nectar and ambrosia, not hot dogs!"
King Tut to Robin: "From the mouths of babes oft times comes pap."
King Tut: "My queen is disloyal, the handmaiden is a traitor, and everybody's being mean to me!"
King Tut: "By the instep of Ramses!"
Penguin: "How can a penguin lose his cool?"
Penguin (about Batman and Robin): "How in the name of purple wombats do they manage it!?"
Calamity Jan: "This here's Fernando Ricardo Enrique Dominguez. We calls him Fred for short 'cause it's his initials."
Batgirl: "I feel like I'm getting flat!"
Cabala: "What a pity."
Henchman (to Mad Hatter): "Cowl or no cowl, Batman is still Batman."
Riddler's henchwoman (about Batman): "Oh, he looks handsome beneath that mask."
Finella (henchwoman, to Penguin): "No, I cheated and you cheated and that money is for charity and not for cheats. Oh, who's going to save our natural resources now?"
Allan A. Dale: "Mmmmm, I like that cape, Batman. Very shiek. Wash and wear?"
Marsha: "Is it powerful enough to work on Batman?"
Aunt Hilda: "Ooh, Batman is a special case. Bats have a very strong resistance to occult powers."
Benedict (Egghead henchman): Kemosabe? What's that mean, chief?"
Chief Screaming Chicken: "I don't know. I heard it once on radio. Very old word."
Chief Screaming Chicken: "Me think price too low for Gotham City. Nine raccoon pelts. Cost of living go up and up. Me want 12 racoon pelts."
Pussycat: "I wanna be alone with you, Robin."
Robin: "Alone with me? But why?"
Pussycat: "I can see a very important part of your education has been grossly neglected."
Josie, after getting engaged to Bruce: "I'll be faithful forever, in my fashion."
Olga to Batman: "Is better making love then sermons, Batushka."
Okie Annie: "Aren't you millionaire Bruce Wayne? And aren't you his youthful ward Dick Grayson?"